amanset european tour journal 06/19 MOSCHEE AWW...LOOK AT HIM SLEEP...SWEET DREAMS, LIL' AK |
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Amazing as it may seem, we rolled into town a hour early today. The promoter, Reiner, drove Lee and I over to the public radio station for a quick interview before dinner. The vegetable soup was heavenly. We'll rank it right below the Malmo tomato I think. It seems that Europe is also not afraid to throw a healthy amount of coriander in your soup and I appreciate that. A quick thought...and I'm going to give this one up for free. I don't have the marketing skills, the deep pockets, or sufficient motivation to introduce the shower curtain to the parts of Europe that don't have the shower curtain (which is most of Europe). So may I suggest that someone with the motivation, the skills, and the financial resources to do so, do so. You can cut me in on the back end if you want. But my real payment will be be the satisfaction I receive from my band not turning someone's bathroom into swampland. As for the unlimited profits I'll receive from bringing the shower stall to Holland, those are for me. The floor squeegee monopoly that has paralyzed the Dutch economy for ages will be broken once and for all, and I will sleep soundly on a mattress made entirely of crumpled up thousand guilder notes. on the ipod: "Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them" Al Franken (read by A.F.) |
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